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Joke of the Day

"If you're wondering if humans are idiots we hunt ducks with guns when they will walk right up to you if you have bread"

"Have you heard about the new club with the gloryholes? It's just a little hole in the wall."

"A horse walks into a pub and the bartender says, ""hey we've got a drink named after you"". The horse responded, ""what, Eric, really""?"

"What do we want? A cure for short-term memory loss! When do we want it? When do we want what?"

"Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario."

"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."

"What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment."

"My girlfriend just text me that she really hates periods... I told her without them, life would just be one long run-on-sentence"

"Girl, you must be the SAT... 'cause I want to do you for three hours and forty five minutes with a ten minute break for snacks."

"Why are pirates so mean? They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!"