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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet"
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"My uncle found the g-spot once... ...he tells people he lost those two fingers in the war."
"Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No but he had lots of trans-sisters!"
"A feminist went to the police department. She said she wanted to file a report because someone called her fat. ""It's ok, just leave your thumb print on this broadsheet"""
"I dropped french class because my teach was a dick... I was late on the first day and he said i was a retard."
"I want to open a Reserve to breed, arm and train West Lowland Gorillas to fight Jihadists. I'm going to call it Boko Harambe"
"I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spruce it up a bit."
"two pedophiles talking... I was with this girl last night.... how old is she? she is three... YUCK, that walks... sorry"
"What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? Steel wool"
"So psyched! My 1st granddaughter born today: 6lb11oz! Which is not the name I'd have chosen, but I guess I need to keep up with the times."