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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet"
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"A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman: ""Can I have a beer...................Please?"" The barman replies: ""Sure, but why the massive paws?"" Edit: Paws not pause"
"Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand."
"The first time I run out of windshield wiper fluid is the last time I have windshield wiper fluid."
"Office Theft Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"
"What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner."
"Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? It was Bin-Laden"
"Children of ISIS have been complaining of the heat and the leaders didn't know what to do... lucky for them, they were able to recruit Italian ISIS. credit goes to Jerry Seinfeld for the idea."
"Sees friend from highschool. Gives friend a big hug. Refuses to let go of friend. Becomes siamese friends."
"""I saved this for thirty years so I could give it to you and you could throw it out."" - Moms"