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Joke of the Day

"I'm an undecided voter. Shoot myself, overdose, or jump off a cliff?"

"One man's porn is another man's...well, porn, really. It's pretty much all porn for us. Nice sweater."

"There are three things I hate... * reposts * bullet lists * irony"

"Fries are basically edible cigarettes. Delicious edible cigarettes."

"Today's World : You Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your relatives as far away as possible"

"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? Whatever you like - They're not coming back."

"What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!"

"I'm not a racist. I can't even run."

"""Food expiration dates are lies. It's all about control."" My knife breaks as I cut into a plate of milk. ""I'm saving this for later."""

"How do you get a job with Apple? Be born in China."