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Joke of the Day

"My dad always told me to treat women like flowers. So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me."

"He died doing two things he loved: making a toast sandwich and taking a bath"

"Hyper intelligent student Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Teacher: India is on which continent? Boy: potato! He leaves for home then."

" Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."

"In a doggy style gang bang, do you call the woman ""dogging station""?"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 10 years"

"What is The Rock going to name his Daughter? Pebbles!"

"What do you call a panther and a ghost combined?"

"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives it to him and he slams in down in one gulp. ""What do I owe ya?"" asks the neutron. ""For you? No charge."""

"Too fat for the girl next door At least according to her Korean father. I guess I can't have my cake and Edith Tu."