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Joke of the Day

"My dentist kept telling me i have too much acid in my diet. So I told him he has too much fire on his head."

"What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars? A bar-bee!"

"What do a tomato and a gay quadriplegic have in common? They are both fruits that are kind of like vegetables."

"What did one mushroom say to the other as he passed him on the street? Porta-hello"

"The bar was walked into by the passive voice. From [here](http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/seven-bar-jokes-involving-grammar-and-punctuation). What are your best language jokes ?"

"How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries? He stepped down."

"That toddler on a leash at the mall might be an unstoppable killing machine. You really don't know."

"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit"

"What makes a fencing joke extra funny? When it is a riposte"

"What's Jared's favorite Subway bread? Italian Herbs and Child Pornography."