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Joke of the Day

"Why does no one like the number 4? It's too square."

"Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution? Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead."

"I Once Tried to Break the World Record for Most Records Broken Suffice to say, the employees at Village Music World were not happy with me."

"*Jesus, bursting out of a chest cavity, spraying the room with blood and viscera* ""My God, Johnny? DID YOU LET CHRIST INTO YOUR HEART?!?"""

"Coffee asked ""Why do I always get coal in my stocking."" Santa: Because your on the Not Tea list."

"the umami flavor derives its nam from the phenomnenom of when u taste som realy good soy sauce & it causes u to sassily shout ""oo, mami!"""

"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."

"A man goes to the zoo The only animal at the zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu"

"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the OUTSIDE."