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Joke of the Day
"Why does no one like the number 4? It's too square."
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"So I went to a zoo the other day.... But all they had was a dog It was a shih tzu"
"I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck... When this guy pushes in front to place his order. I'm like, ""Dude, pho queue."""
"My Girlfriend Has Always Wanted To Wake Me Up With A Blowjob So today I woke her up with one"
"Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case."
"It's ok to eat meat on Fridays during lent! As long as you burn the hell out of it..."
"Why do gyms produce the best Rebels? Because of all the resistance training"
"First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh what did you have done? First witch: Nothing I was just going in for an estimate."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure? The bucket"
"Q: How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning? A: She opens the car door."