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Joke of the Day
"Coffee asked ""Why do I always get coal in my stocking."" Santa: Because your on the Not Tea list."
Next Joke
"I hate my job. The work sucks. The people suck. The pay sucks. *looks up and sees motivational poster on wall* Well this changes everything"
"....So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon!"
"Did you guys hear the news? Apparently Donald Trump is a cuck."
"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"
"I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!"
"What do you call an evil cat, who only lives to be an ass hole? A cat."
"S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!"
"Today I found out what it feels like to be discriminated against. I was unfairly labeled a scrub JUST because I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride."
"Origami Belts They're a waist of paper"