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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Casanova said:""I saw, I conquered, I came."""

"Mum Mum Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head."

"My dick is like Amazon Prime... It comes fast :("

"What do you call a baby in a concentration camp? Baby Powder."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don't call it Liam then what is even the point of you"

"two fish So there were two fish in a tank. The one fish looked at the other and said ""Hey buddy do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost? An exor-*cease and desist*."

"What happened to the frog's illegally parked car? It got toad away"

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling"

"Some people get paid to make fish puns... I just do it for the halibut."