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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't Tyler Perry movies for the light-hearted? They're dark comedies."

"Fridge My fridge has been acting weird, I guess it's bi-polar."

"If life gives you melons... Check for dyslexia"

"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."

"My anti bacterial hand wash promises to kill germs & moisturise at the same time. Such violence & nurturing from the one product."

"What do you call a wireless network that goes down? A wireless notwork"

"In life, God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups."

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"I have this idea tell me what you think? I say that we start the NBDBL (National blind dodge ball league) and then televise it. What are your thoughts on this?"

"What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!"