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Joke of the Day

"Fridge My fridge has been acting weird, I guess it's bi-polar."

"Murphy asked Paddy... Murphy asked Paddy, ""What ringtone have you got?"" Paddy said, ""I've never really looked, but probably light brown"

"How do monkeys go down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster! :D"

"Have you ever heard a Carthaginian ambulance? Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido!"

"What do you call an old barometer? Weathered."

"Warning: This movie may contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time."

"Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head? The mother called it a crowning achievement."

"Bought a shirt in the UK. Care instructions say ""iron whilst damp."" I still have no idea when to iron that thing."

"To save money, instead of going to the club, I just get drunk at home and yell ""what?"" into a mirror over and over."

"Whats a ducks favourite drug? Quack cocaine"