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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you melons... Check for dyslexia"
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"Why did America remove the ""u"" from color? Because fuck u that's why"
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"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point. P.s: please don't kill me feminists, it's just a joke"
"Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro."
"Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them."
"Stuck in church. Everyone's singing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"". Damn, My son has some stupid friends."
"How do you call a person that speaks only one language? An American"
"Throughout my entire life, there have always been two things I can count on My hands"
"I've been taking something for my Kleptomania. I've been taking something for my Kleptomania"