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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist? By selling your guitar."
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"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."
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"Russia announces it will be celebrating Thanksgiving this year And yes, they will be roasting Turkey."
"My dad used to beat me while playing chess... Because I'd always win."
"My wife & I play this sexy game where she dresses up like a schoolgirl, then I dress up like a schoolgirl then we sit down & learn fractions"
"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't, he fell off yours."
"Why Math is like Sex?"
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