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Joke of the Day

"How does the Consigliere get into the Godfather's house late at night? with his own set of donkeys!"

"I follow my mother's advice and make little things count... Although I'm not sure if she meant me teaching midgets math."

"A Man Walks Into a Bar... Its sad how is alcohol dependency is destroying his family"

"What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore? Semi-retired."

"Oh you got ""Swag""? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application."

"What's the difference between snow tires and black people? The snow tires still work when you take the chains off."

"Before you insult somebody, walk a mile in their shoes Then, when you insult them you'll be a mile away and they'll have no shoes."

"What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? ""I'm going to bed."" Except he said it in Hungarian."

"I know one more duck joke! Santa Clause to the snow man: give me the carrot or I am going to blow dry you! (Ok, this one doesn't work in english)"

"I don't understand the trend of Chinese restaurants with ""NO MSG!"" signs. Why would I eat somewhere that I can't send texts?"