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Joke of the Day

"How does the Consigliere get into the Godfather's house late at night? with his own set of donkeys!"

"Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting ""Pieces of four""? Short John Silver!"

"Yo mama is so fat ... she might die from a Cardiovascular Disease"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have given the cat her own checking account."

"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."

"What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden"

"Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat? He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!"

"If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? The pilgrims."

"What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert? It's a Nicki Mirage."

"Map Makers Are Perverts Give those guys an inch, and they'll make it a mile"