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Joke of the Day

"Def Need a "" facebook filter"" to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed."

"I'm not racist, I hate ALL black people."

"If you are having sex with two women and a third woman walks in, what do you have? Divorce proceedings, most likely"

"Hey, cooking directions on the sides of packages: Nobody knows the wattage of their microwave."

"Each week our panel of 3 celebrity chefs compete to create the ultimate final meal for a death row inmate on LAST SUPPER, this fall on FOX"

"NASA : we were wrong , there ARE 9 planets in the Solar System PLUTO: I'm back, baby! NASA: because we found a new one! PLUTO: SON OF A"

"I 've got an intense fear that I am a hypochondriac, or at least showing symptoms of one"

"I bought a book on how to build stairs Its a step by step guide"

"How do Ghosts lay foundations? With a spirit level!"

"How did the sperm cross the road? I put the wrong socks on today. ^(credit to /u/jackster_)"