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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet? Swiping and wiping."

"Got a hot new neighbor, I finally have something to look at with my night vision goggles besides raccoons."

"Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas? Because he was knotty!"

"A man walks into a bar. He bashed his head. What did you think would have happened?"

"How do you sink a polish ship? you put it in the water"

"So I heard that Israel recently passed a law to cap banker's salaries... It'll be repealed within 8 to 9 days."

"I've been feeling so shitty this valentines day.. This cold I have is terrible!"

"Me, to all my kids before the age of 2. ""No screens allowed."" On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad. ""This is your mother now."""

"If someone tells you to spell part backwards don't do it It's a trap!"

"Jokes about white sugar are rare, but brown sugar? Demerara Source: [This tweet](https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/428595146905886720) by [@OFalafel on Twitter](https://twitter.com/OFalafel)."