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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging."

"Guess What? Chicken Butt."

"Women are like parking spots they are either taken or handicapped."

"Have you ever played AD Soraka? It's bananas!"

"What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence? I don't know and I don't care."

"why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their heads!"

"I'm sorry CO2, but I'm leaving you you're suffocating me!"

"I had a racing snail... To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish"

"Having pets adds 5 years to your life. Have thousands of pets, never stop owning pets. Become immortal. Laugh as your foes grow old and die"

"My dad on cheese Me talking to my sister: Me: don't you think you'll get constipated with all that cheese Dad: I don't think she'll give a shit"