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Joke of the Day

"I got a joke MySpace"

"I can't watch porn with a storyline cause I get too invested and end up worrying about the delivery man losing his job for taking so long :("

"A female plumber? Yeah, I'd tap that."

"What does a gay horse eat Haaaaayyyy!!"

"I know the rule: if you're dreaming and you're about to pee, wake up! But last night I found myself about to pee on Emma Watson, and man, I just had to see where that one was going."

"I don't understand why people get excited about carbon dating. But then perhaps I just haven't met the right pencil."

"Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion."

"You know what my favorite Armchair book is? Mein Kampfy Kouch"

"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"

"What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."