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Joke of the Day

"""My first wife didn't have a gag reflex"" Wow that's amazing ""Yeah she never laughed at any of my jokes"""

"Forget everything you learn... 'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'"

"My girlfriend might be a cheater.. She's taking a trip to Bang-cock!!"

"Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name."

"How do you say virgin in German? Goodandtight"

"I was going to make a joke about asians... ...but that would be waisis."

"Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"

"""Serving size: half sandwich."" Really, ice-cream sandwich manufacturers? I know what you're doing. And I don't like it."

"What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from? PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder"

"7yo: Why can't I have coffee? Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!"