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Joke of the Day

"Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic Your loss, our sauce!"

"Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base."

"My das always used to eat rabbit before he went for a run - he said it made him go faster Really, it just put a little more of a hop in his step"

"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time somebody yelled, ""GET DOWN!"" they'd get up and dance."

"If alphabets were neo-feminists... x - ""Did you just assume my number"""

"Why is it called the ""funny bone"" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles? Because it's humerus."

"Whats brown and sticky A stick"

"Why did the US invade Iraq when Steven Seagal's ponytail contains 85% of the worlds natural resources?"

"What do you can a pessimistic antelope? A cantaloupe"

"What does a gay horse eat? heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"