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Joke of the Day

"What's the #1 cause of pedophilia? ...sexy kids NOTE: Don't let this note, my acct. name, and the fact that this is only my second post interrupt your comedic ~~enboyment~~ enjoyment"

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"What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer? I really like your logger rhythm!"
"My version of a haunted house is hitting yes when an ATM asks me if I'd like to see my balance."
"How does every Romanian recipe start? 1. Steal a chicken. From an old family friend."
"This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined"
"What is small, dark, and knocking at the door? The future"
"Harry Potter: ""Hermoine, I'm gay"" Hermione: ""Are you kidding?"" Harry: ""No, I'm fucking Sirius"""
"What will Kim Jong-Un name his child? Kim Jong-Deux."
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."
"What do a short sighted Gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.."