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Joke of the Day
"Why are you screaming my name? I'm right here.. Having sex is weird."
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"What are goosebumps for? To slow down speeding geese!"
"Credit card fraud is wrong. Unless you're poor & really horny & think a rich guy wont notice a $20/month fee for your amputee fetish."
"The joke about The bed hasn't been made up yet. And the joke about the kitchen... Well, it's too dirty to tell. I have plenty more of these."
"Stupid people have it made. Nobody expects anything from them and when they do something right people act like they cured cancer."
"Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland? Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and that's down the chimney."
"What is a terrorist's favorite wine? White Infidel."
"Blind man walks past a fishmongers ""hello ladies!"""
"several animals were harmed in the making of this film. a piece of shit horse nobody liked and a gecko that we straight up lost"