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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of a hipster? A napster"
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"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because, he ate the pizza before it was cool."
"Frederick Douglass opened President Lincoln's mind to the plight of blacks. Name another person who opened Lincoln's mind. John Wilkes Booth."
"What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about them, but you never see one"
"Wife: ""Bad day?"" Me: ""Stupidhead boss treats me like a kid."" Wife: ""Now now *pats head* eat your nuggets before they get cold."""
"Popeye was a lonely sailor no wonder why he had such big forearms."
"What are Mario's overalls made out of DENIM DENIM DENIM"
"A guy named Shane can never date an Asian girl... ... Because then she would bring Shane to her family."
"[emergency room] DOCTOR: Point to what's causing you the most pain ME: I can't, they're at home playing xbox"
"I have great muscle memory I totally remember when I was in shape."