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Joke of the Day

"4 out of 5 urologists... ...smell their apple juice before they drink it."

"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his nephew in the jungle? ..."

"Whats the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? a pickpocket snatches watches"

"why would you go outside? that's where bugs live"

"Why do natives hate snow? Cause its white and its on their land."

"I like talking to bartenders because they can't go anywhere."

"Did you hear about the pedophile that never could win a race? He was always coming in a little behind."

"Famous last words (silence)"

"What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia? Euthanasia."

"How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon? Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you."