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Joke of the Day

"People laugh cos I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"

"Before you judge a person make sure you walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons? Tree fellas"

"I asked one of my friends how his sex life is going. His response: ""I'm holding my own""."

"my Liam Nissan is missing from the parking lot it's been taken 2014"

"My wife claims to be very good at yoga... but I think she's just a poser."

"Dude, did you hear Willy Nelson's gone..? Yeah..he's on the road again."

"Two guys walk into a bar You'd think one of them would have seen it"

"If the bird of peace if the dove, what's the bird of love? The swallow."

"Fall? More like fail [watches as the leaf from a tree gracefully falls to the ground in the beautiful cycle that is nature] loser tree lol"