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Joke of the Day
"you either die ... hating Justin Bieber or you live long enough to see yourself become a fan"
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"Jesus fed 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish. I can't even satisfy myself with a family sized lasagne"
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"How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it."
"Why can't Jesus eat Skittles? Because they're always falling through the holes his hands."
"Babysitting Pro Tip: Make them play Dungeons & Dragons until they love it so their parents will never have to worry about teenage pregnancy."
"Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?"
"How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light-bulb? As many as will fit."
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"stewardess Stewardess: ""Would you like some headphones?"" Me: ""How did you know my name was phones?"""