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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass..."

"Molestation is no laughing matter. For most, its a very touchy subject."

"Stripper joke (NSFW?) A man walks into a strip club and immediately gets some action from a stripper. He walks out, satisfied, and says, ""Wow, what great cervix!"""

"Listening to dubstep. Wait nope just my cat tumbling in the dryer."

"I heard Jay-Z and Doc Brown were recording a rap album together. They're going to call it ""Jigga-Watt"""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig"

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships..."

"During our First Dance at our Wedding My new wife looked into my eyes and said ""Where have you been my whole life?"" I said ""SOBER"""

"[Arrives at work dressed as a sexy kitty] Boss: *points to memo on desk* ""It says no Halloween costumes"" Me: *slowly pushes memo off desk*"

"Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop? Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals."