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Joke of the Day

"[Arrives at work dressed as a sexy kitty] Boss: *points to memo on desk* ""It says no Halloween costumes"" Me: *slowly pushes memo off desk*"

"Why is sex during a camping trip so exciting? It's in tents."

"There are 2 things I love about women... Tits"

"Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the other cider."

"Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming"

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."

"Why do people carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas cant walk."

"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."

"There are two kinds of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"Floyd was supposed to hug his wife and fight his opponent he got them mixed up."