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Joke of the Day

"What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty."

"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"If you look up my hair color history at the salon, you'll think I'm a unicorn."

"What STD did Forrest Gump catch? NSFW Jennytal Warts"

"No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder."

"I took up guitar lessons recently. It's pretty simple, really. Unless the song requires the blue button."

"Why did the police chief hate going into the basement? Because it was beneath his station. :P"

"A popular post on reddit about a clothing store has to be a hot topic"

"You can't put a price on slippery lemons."

"A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad!"