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Joke of the Day

"How do you know you sister is on her period? Dad's cock tastes like blood."

"I came up with a plan to help people with debt, it's called ""Don't buy shit you can't afford!"""

"My grandma has dementia the saddest part is watching her slowly forget about Dre"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."

"What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on? The barber ran"

"YikYak Trivia Crack give the dog a bone... How could I ever shit without my phone?"

"Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent."

"I have a question for you guys. After the door bell rings, how long do I have to wait to turn the TV volume back up and make any movement?"

"Im not sexist... Because thats wrong and being wrong is for women"

"My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?"