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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer! What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye-deer!"

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"Whyisleatherarmorbestforsneaking? It'sliterallymadeofhide"
"Why are Black people so tall? Because Their Negros"
"What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason."
"My two teenagers are very different. My son always wants money, whereas my daughter prefers the convenience of my credit card."
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