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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat North Korean? Supreme Leader."
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"Why did the zookeeper take a piss on the seel? He couldn't hold it."
"""How am I driving?"" No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car."
"How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk."
"Alarm clock that releases spiders... NOW you're up. Million dollar idea."
"A trucker walks into a bar ...drinks a glass of poison and dies immediately."
"MISSED CONNECTION: You were ""a woman"" & I am ""lonely."""
"I never buy Easter Seals... because I wouldn't know what to feed them. Norm McDonald"
"Where are chocolate coins made? At the Chocolate Mint."
"what am I? I'm owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married Last Name"