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"Why is jumping from great heights the most influential way to die? Because you make an impact"
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"What the mothers against drunk driving aren't counting on is my innate ability to run people over while sober."
"[blank], teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. Video games."
"I'm the most anti-social person I know"
"Do we even know how much anything else costs in Africa? Maybe $1 a day to feed a child is way too much."
"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""
"Have you heard the gullible joke? Me neither..."
"Ever had sex while camping? It's intents."
"What was the name of the Indian DJ? Sikh Beats."
"How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar? Free Endless Salad Tossing"