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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexican's most favourite sport? Cross-country"
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"What's the difference between a midget and a venereal disease? One's a cunning runt and the other's a running cunt."
"I can convert alcohol into an idiot"
"English and American spellings England: colour America: color England: humour America: humor England: flavour America: flavor England: What the hell are you doing? America: Getting rid of u"
"Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire ... .....what do freedom fighters fight?"
"We're at the mall and noticed none of the kids can sit on Santa's lap. I'm not sure why, there's probably some Claus against it..."
"How often does Mary see her special friend? Periodically."
"My husband doesn't like it when I say we are ""married"" with quotation marks."
"Why does Trump like French music? Because he likes to grab them by Debussy."
"The Mexican word of the day is ""Wheelchair"" For example, ""Hey mang, I see you don't have a lunch today so wheelchair mine."""