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Joke of the Day

"How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup? With 26 characters he met at a party."

"What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12."

"Why did helium get into a fight with neon? They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try."

"Sex so bad, Taylor Swift breaks up with you and doesn't even write a song about it."

"the reason quarterbacks can throw the ball so far is because it's filled with spiders and they hate it so much"

"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"

"Wife: [watching the news] oh God, did you see Petsmart got robbed?! Me: [loud barks coming from all 19 pockets of my parachute pants] nope"

"What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin"

"two fish swim into a concrete wall one turn to the other and says:""Dam"""

"[NSFW] Why do the things Donald Trump says always sound fishy? Melania needs to douche."