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Joke of the Day

"So Nickelback walks into a bar... [xpost from r/funny] There's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny."

"My friend and I always fight over the electric drill It can get a little bit heated."

"Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? The only angle lacking in his life was secs."

"What do you call the happy fellow that brings death to the people? The grin reaper"

"What did the tv get for Christmas? Replaced"

"What should my wife & I fight about tonight? Maybe start with something new then segue into a classic?"

"The vet told me ""I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down."" ""Oh God!"" I said. ""WHY?!"" ""Because my arms are getting tired."""

"What do you call a plane with a muslim on it? Death row"

"What mammal dies after it mates? Anyone that goes near my wife!"

"Did you hear about the man who died at the spaghetti factory? He's with the angel hair now."