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Joke of the Day
"Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street."
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"Slave1: I never knew my parents Slave2: same Moses: I was put in a basket & placed in a river Slave1: do baskets float? Moses: they do not"
"Comedy is like a baby shower Useless if the delivery goes wrong"
"Seven has the word 'even' in it... ...which is odd."
"Trump's wives were immigrants. Proving again that immigrants will do jobs Americans won't."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."
"What is the difference between a laddie and a lady? One has a d where the other doesn't."
"How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish."
"Thank god for nipples. Without it, boobs would be pointless."
"Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food? It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity"