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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap."

"What do you call a hirsute ceramicist? Hairy Potter"

"Mexico's population is ill-equiped to deal with Hurricane Patricia The Mexicans that are good at swimming and running have long been gone."

"What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka? Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut."

"What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend have in common? One dumbass who never pulls out in time"

"I have a super hero joke Fantastic four"

"Retweet if you're naughty! Star if you love Jesus! Reply if you'd like to meet him!"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It'll take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid."

"Sorry about all the Mario references. I didn't mean to one-up you. I'll pipe down."

"Joke: Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan? Ireland: More bars in more places"