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Joke of the Day
"Comedy is like a baby shower Useless if the delivery goes wrong"
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"A toothless beaver walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?"
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"An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway... He didn't have any Monet, to buy Degas, to make his Van Gogh."
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