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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."

"What the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians a long time ago."

"Anyone got a clean, long joke? I need a clean, funny and long joke that lasts for around 2 minutes. Thanks reddit!"

"An elephant joke... What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o' room."

"I've been in this air conditioner duct long enough to have forgotten if I'm the good guy or the bad guy in this building."

"My girlfriend is the best! My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out."

"Jared Fogle was 994.4 terabytes short of being a petaphile ayy"

"Last Christmas I got a sweater, For this Christmas I want a moaner or a screamer."

"Are you sure we haven't met before? Because I feel like I hate you from somewhere."

"Why go through the trouble of becoming an astronaut when you could just put a plastic bag over your head and roll down a hill in a freezer?"