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Joke of the Day
"How do you sink a French battleship? Put it in water."
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"I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products."
"There's a fine line Between a numerator and a denominator."
"I hate it when people call me judgemental Especially people wearing shoes like that"
"Will Will Smith smith? Will Smith will smith."