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Joke of the Day

"Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra... The police are on the lookout for two hardened criminals..."

"First time and with a hooker They are both naked and he says -""this is my first time..."" she says -""relax and tell me what you like..."" -""cheesburguer"""

"Are you African? [NSFW] Because you are a frican bitch. Zing~!"

"A joke walks into a bar Bartender says, ""Woah! I've never meta joke before!"""

"If Jesus could walk on water and cucumbers are 96% water and I can walk on cucumbers does that mean the other 4% accounts for Jesus's dick?"

"It's a shame that nobody is stepping up to defend the clown community Not even the mimes are talking"

"Barista: ""Welcome to Starbucks!"" Me: ""Large coffee please."" B: ""It's venti!"" Me: ""Then close all the windows after you get my large coffee."""

"Toddler misbehaves, but follows it up with throwing his hands in the air and yelling ""Ta-da!"" so he won't get in trouble. Stealing it."

"I think if my rich neighbor realized just how great of a party he is going to have at his house tonight, he wouldn't leave for vacation."

"The pollen count that's a difficult job! [Credit to Milton Jones]"