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Joke of the Day

"Here's a joke I saw on the internet recently that I think we can all relate to http://i.imgur.com/ijAmlhi.png"

"When you hear ""I do not love you but we can be friends"" it's like... your mother says ""Your dog died but you can keep it""."

"Can we all just agree that nothing needs to be connected to Facebook ever?"

"Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas? They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA."

"I'm not allowed to have any energy drinks until all the cat's hair grows back."

"Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside."

"I was about to tell a gay joke butt fuck it!"

"Want to hear a great joke? Well then fuck you because I'm typing off a keyboard."

"ABC's hit new show ""Dancing With Some Cars"" cancelled after two episodes, 43 deaths and 70 injuries"

"I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what's going on and there's a lot of sex and wine drinking."