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Joke of the Day

"I'm not allowed to have any energy drinks until all the cat's hair grows back."

"Genie: You have 3 wishes. I don't want to run into spiderwebs anymore. That's it.... I'm done. You can keep the other 2 wishes."

"What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world.."

"I buy all my guns from a bloke called T-Rex.. He's a small arms dealer."

"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism Credit: http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless"

"Kids born after 2012 will have a hard time believing there were actually movies without Kevin Hart in them."

"Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash."

"I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus... Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries."

"Why do Kenyans always win marathons? At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-"

"Q: Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? A: Hot and Cold."