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Joke of the Day

"Is this how you reddit ? I threw my old Ironing board out and have started using Katie Price instead. Her legs are easier to open."

"I'm sorry, this is awkward. Those weather maps are interesting but I'm actually looking for a ""meaty urologist."""

"There are two rules for success... 1. Never reveal everything that you know."

"Dear Keebler elves, 100 calorie packs of cookies suck. I hope your tree burns down."

"Floyd Mayweather is unbeaten Can't say the same about the women in his life"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? 'cause he was too far out man!"

"[day 1] hello, world [day 2] bit less wobbly today [day 7] making other deer friends. getting funny looks tho [day 26] turns out i'm a hippo"

"It'd be fun to watch screaming monkeys throw poop at each other today, but it's too cold in DC for the zoo. And Congress is out of session."

"Two silkworms had a race It was a tie"

"Have you seen that sexy taser? She's stunning."