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Joke of the Day

"I HATE when people use song lyrics as their status! It makes. me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT..Etc."

"A man is buying an apple, a banana, and two eggs. The female cashier says: ""You must be single."" The man answers: ""Wow, how did you know?"" Cashier: ""Because you're ugly."""

"My cat is recovering from... a massive stroke."

"7% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just received dessert."

"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"Knock Knock Kid: knock knock Dad: Who's there? Kid: Hatch Dad: Hatch who? Kid: Bless You."

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?"

"What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach? No one ever told me to drink Naruto"

"My girl stayed true and my dog didn't die, I'm sober ~no country song ever."

"My mate Jim says I might be schizophrenic... which is weird because I don't have a mate called Jim."