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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers."

"Why are all ants British? Because they colonize."

"Back in college, I used to hang a sock on the doorknob when I wanted to signal my roommate that I had no idea how to fold laundry."

"YOUR MUMS SO FAT...... your mums so fat she makes the moon look small"

"Why did Wile E. Coyote have a ""Detour"" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff? To throw the Roadrunner off."

"Q: Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin? A: Scooby-Don't."

"what do you tell a girl with two black eyes...? nothing, you already told her twice"

"What's another name for black pitbull? Flo Rida"

"Don't worry, they'll tell you. How do you know OP put the punchline in the title?"

"Why was the condom angry? It was pissed off."