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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about to car that lost its tires? Apparently it was in a wheel hurry."
Next Joke
"Yes, your honor, but in my defense I thought he was stung by a jellyfish"
"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME I READ THE HEADLINE OF AN ARTICLE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"
"Why didn't the scarecrow win his award? Because he was outstanding in his field"
"if you told 18 year old me that in 10 years i'd be thinkin about harriet tubman on 4/20 instead of weed, i'd have said ""whos harriet tubman"""
"Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says ""Safety Zone."""
"This Mother's Day, my dad got a new car for my mom. He said it was the best trade he's ever made"
"My haircuts are just like my sex life Usually do it myself and there's a big mess I hate cleaning up afterwards."
"What do you call a small, noisy dog? A subwoofer."
"Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella."