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Joke of the Day
"Why did Kelly fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? ....Not Kelly."
Next Joke
"The next iPhone will be without a... Screen. You can buy a wireless screen. We are removing it because it's bulky and old."
"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun?"
"I spend a lot of money at Sephora for someone who's got access to filters"
"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"
"What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !"
"Got an e-mail today from a ""bored housewife 34, looking for some action!"", so I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy."
"What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!"
"Two books arm wrestle. One ruptures is appendix, the other helps him rebind it."
"It's so hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs they take things literally"