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Joke of the Day

"In the 17th century, villagers would burn down entire neighborhoods to combat diseases such as bubonic plague, typhus, and gluten."

"I was doing CPR on a co-worker for 5 minutes before someone told me that's just how she laughs"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun ? Roamin' Catholic"

"I'd like to thank my hands... I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them."

"What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic? A Juand"

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But 3 lefts do."

"A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do he tried all kinds but cleared his mind when he went for a haiku."

"Turquoise is the best colour. It's been cyantifically proven."

"I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands."

"Women age like fine wine... In my basement"