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Joke of the Day
"SO lame!!! My significant other is crippled."
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"How does a black girl know shes pregnant? When all the cotton is picked off her tampon."
"guests ask for my wifi password, so I made ""What is wifi?"" my password cuz I'm real into that ""who's on first"" bit"
"Why'd the chicken cross the court? Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels.."
"Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race? (WTF?) His thighs were burning too bad."
"Gay sex is a lot like a pantomime. He's behind you."
"Conjunctivitis.com Now there's a site for sore eyes."
"When I'm on my phone & I select, copy, but then I don't paste, I oddly gain a sensation that something then remains glued to my thumb."
"Why didn't the blind man want a seeing eye dog? He wasnt about to take directions from some bitch"
"Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President."